I had no intention of becoming a martyr for free speech. My great crime was not burning a flag, not storming the Capitol, not even forgetting to tithe—no, my heinous offense was reading Romans 12:14–21 in public. Imagine that. I might as well have recited the lyrics to “It’s a […]Read more »
Satire
6 posts
Welcome to a collection of biting yet playful tales that shine a satirical spotlight on the quirks of church culture. Here you’ll find stories that exaggerate the all-too-familiar squabbles over music styles, potluck politics, denominational pride, and the holy wars waged over bake sales and hymnals. With humor as sharp as it is affectionate, these narratives hold up a mirror to the absurdities within the body of Christ—not to mock faith itself, but to remind us that sometimes the best way to confront our divisions is with laughter.
I never thought I’d see the day when the local Baptist churches decided that beer, not baptism, was the missing ingredient for revival. But here we are: the pews are dusty, the tithes are thin, and apparently the Holy Spirit now pairs best with a crisp, citrusy IPA.I t started […]Read more »